Well, I have long suspected this, but now I know.

I’m kind of late to this party, but it’s a direct byproduct of our deadlines and the election timeline. I had wanted to write about the election, and since this is my first chance, I may as well get at it.

It came down to Spicy or Violet.

Well, that was a long day.

I wish to express my sincerest apologies to anyone I offended with my comment “All hail Zombie Jesus!” in my April 10 column ‘Too little, too late.’